HI i changed my url

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• Mom:   Promise you won't do drugs tomorrow?
• Me:   Yes, mother.
• Mom:   Swear on a stack of...
• Me:   ...
• Mom:   Lord of the Rings?
• Me:   OMIGOD MOTHER I WILL NEVER DO DRUGS EVER I WILL DO MY LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND KISS THE GROUND YOU WALK ON.

• Mom:   Promise you won't do drugs tomorrow?
• Me:   Yes, mother.
• Mom:   Swear on a stack of...
• Me:   ...
• Mom:   Lord of the Rings?
• Me:   OMIGOD MOTHER I WILL NEVER DO DRUGS EVER I WILL DO MY LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND KISS THE GROUND YOU WALK ON.